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99 Cent Jumpsuit

Did you know the 99 cent store sells clothing? I for one did not know this, at least not until a few months ago.  I had seen things like socks and t-shirts there, but an entire plush velour jumpsuit? And it wasn't an entirely hideous looking garment either.  It had a Chrissy Snow or Olivia Newton John vibe going on, and the surprise of spying such a sizable find in the 99 cent store, well, I was momentarily overwhelmed! Had my sister not brought up the whole camel toe business, I might have bought it ironically.  But, I've seen too many social media comments about the Prancersize lady's triple camel toe, (isn't that an ice skating maneuver?), to know better than to try and squeeze all this into a size small jumpsuit.

So, imagine my shock and awe when same sister managed to find and bring a size large 99 cent store jumpsuit, not just to me, but 3,000 miles to me. Oh, and it fits - just like a Sally O'Malley pant suit! It's been a rough winter, so I haven't ventured out in it yet, but I plan to, if for nothing else than a brief appearance at my favorite dive bar's annual Halloween Party.  I just have to practice my schtick for the night: "I kick! And I stretch! And I kick! 50 years old!"